Sports Desk

From the inception of this paper, their was an undue reluctance to take on anything sports oriented. Blinded by the glitz and clash of professional athletics, we failed to see the legit value in sports and the scope of how much they are followed by our readership. Now, our reader are no doubt different than you average meathead. They deserve a forward thinking and edgy commentary devoid of the usual pandering found in mainstream outlets. This is precisely why I will personally have absolutely nothing to do with it. Veteran FPH columnist and local editor Mills McCoin, along with a few other scumfucks, will try their dangdest to give you up to the millisecond coverage. And maybe, just maybe, tap into the blatant homo-eroticism lying just beneath the veneer of all professional sports.

Thanks-
Omar Afra
Managing Editor